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A Christmas Poem......
« on: December 23, 2016, 03:55:07 PM »
Twas the night before Christmas, and thru the garage,
not a trace of a Ford, or even a Dodge.
The presents were wrapped, and the lights were all lit,
so I figured I'd mess with the vette for a bit.

I popped the release and lifted the hood,
when a deep voice behind me said "looks pretty good."
Well, as you can imagine, I turned mighty quick,
and there by the toolbox, stood good ole Saint Nick!!

We stood there a bit, not sure what to say,
So Santa then asked "wanna trade for my sleigh??"
"No way Santa" I said with a grin,
"But if you got the time, we could go for a spin?"

His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow,
turned into a smile as he said "Hell, let's go!!"
So not to disturb the neighbors retreat,
we pushed the corvette out into the street.

Then, taking our places to drift down the hill,
I turned the key on, and let the clutch spill!!
The sound that erupted took Santa by surprise,
but he liked it a lot, from the shock in his eyes.

With goodyears a screamin' and sidepipes a glow,
we headed on out where the hotrodders go.
Santa's grin widened, with every shift of a gear,
then he boasted quite loudly, "Can't believe what I hear".

So I back off the throttle, and asked him to drive,
and he said "Hell yeah, but lets give her the bottle!!"
When he walked past the headlights, he shook at the knees,
So he took a deep breath and said "Lord help us please!!"

The big block exploded with side exhaust sound,
Santa let out the clutch, and the vette shook the ground!!
Shift into second, again into third,
I sat there just watching, at a loss for a word.

Then Santa screamed loudly as we blasted from sight,
Merry Christmas to all, it's a hell of a night!!



(One of my favorites)
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Re: A Christmas Poem......
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2016, 02:32:22 PM »
awesome!!

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Re: A Christmas Poem......
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2016, 01:03:40 PM »
                      yeah very good
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Re: A Christmas Poem......
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2016, 07:17:38 PM »
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the garage, not a creature was stirring, not even a Dodge. The heads were mounted on the flowbench with care, with hopes that St. Nicholas would get them to flow more air. I awoke from th' noise - a thunderous clammer, of 500 inches of stout roller cammer. It shook the ground like a pissed off rhino, a shiny new motor fresh off the dyno! As I peeked in the shop, my throat had a lump, In that red shirt and hat, could it be Th' Grump? He toiled with the grille and then with the hood, for to have carbs on your engine would no longer be good. The manifold was odd, with the throttle front facing, mandated by NHRA - the Grinch of drag racing. He laid at my tree a composite driveshaft, with billet yokes to harness the power of his craft. As he heated his slicks to give them more bite, and then let the clutch out at first amber light, he called "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!"  Written by my friend Scott Prager from Prager competition engines.
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Re: A Christmas Poem......
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2016, 05:36:56 PM »
                                    awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeee//  :guns2:
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